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queen of the lame

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

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literalspoon:

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gravitationaltimothy:

Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to

IM CRyinv

I can feel your hand

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méme brûlée

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*freak dances to misogynistic rap music but with God and womanism in my heart*

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pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

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telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world

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my-patronus-is-a-whale:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

Wow I must have spent more time reading than paying attention to class

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

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chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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